foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

(via princequeerdeer)

friendlyaxolotl:

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

(via technicolortherapist)

hotashi:

onehittaquittah:

Chaz is so cute.

no hes mine omg


Why are you posting pictures of me julian i did not agree to these

hotashi:

onehittaquittah:

Chaz is so cute.

no hes mine omg

Why are you posting pictures of me julian i did not agree to these

paint-fanduhms:

paint-fanduhms:

An apple a day keeps The Doctor away. 

Why doesn’t this have more notes this is comedy gold.

(via saccharinesinger)

meladoodle:

fallingpandas:

meladoodle:

when he licks his lips seductively
image


what the fuck is that thing?

my boyfriend :)

(via perfectlyboozy)

shinyrathalos:

pocket monster hunter

By Pixiv Artist 宇月まいと

(via peacekeepingslytherin)

lavaporeon:

wangs-of-freedom:

nowyoukno:

More Facts.

Of course it is.

ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPEIN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.
IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS” AND PLANTED SOME FLOWERS.HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE

WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS

SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.

lavaporeon:

wangs-of-freedom:

nowyoukno:

More Facts.

Of course it is.

ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPE

IN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.

IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS” AND PLANTED SOME FLOWERS.

HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.

HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.

IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS

HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE

WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.

THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS

SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.

(via soporspecial)

yamino:

thatonemoonie:

This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

source

LOL

(via msladyluck)